Here is a list of our favorite tweets from April, first from our followers and then some from us. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter at @AllDayClass6.
If you came before you saw, you didn’t conquer shit.
— Kalarlis (@Kalarlis) April 28, 2012
You should have seen the dump I just took, well I guess I should have seen it too. — Helen Keller (@thehelenkeller) March 3, 2010
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do. — Uncommon Facts ™ (@UncommonFacts) April 19, 2012
Anything with words on it can be a baby-name book if you’re stupid.
— MJ (@sucittaM) April 19, 2012
accidentally used aol to search something. I feel like everyone who works there prob hi 5′d each other got really hopeful about the future
— Leila Smith (@Leila19846) April 18, 2012
I’m not going to lie to you just to make you happy. I will, however, lie to you to make me happy. — Booty Whisperer (@ConfusedLush) April 18, 2012
There’s nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer — Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) April 20, 2012
Sometimes I turn the bookshelf toward the TV so the books can appreciate why I’m not reading them.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 20, 2012
Guess I’ll go home and work….on my buzz.
— Calamity ClemRocks (@TrueTorontoGirl) April 18, 2012
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. — LiMo(@lelainer) April 18, 2012
I’ve got the need, the need for nugz. — фломАстер (@word_golem) April 15, 2012
I’m thinking of a number between ham and sandwich.
— Jess Kiddin (@JesssKiddin) April 12, 2012
My favorite song to make love to is whatever she has set for her boyfriend’s ringtone.
Facebook bought Instagram for $1 billion. They could have just downloaded it for free …
— Nick. (@thespurofthings) April 11, 2012
— tyler vazquez (@vazqueztyler) April 11, 2012
I almost killed myself laughing.Nice try, guys. — Clearly Unwell (@ClearlyUnwell) April 11, 2012
About your amazing vagina, it’s one of 3.5 billion, settle down. — Jessica (@Oshungurl) April 7, 2012
See all those people with 200, 300 & 400 followers? Those are the people with ‘jobs’ and ‘lives’. — VerifriedDrunk™®© (@VerifiedDrunk) April 6, 2012
Whiskey was the original pop-up blocker.
— Señor Winces (@senorwinces) April 2, 2012
Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve.
— donni(@donni) April 11, 2012
And some from us…
lets get fucked up and take advantage of you together.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 24, 2012
You couldn’t pay me to stop smoking weed, because I’d just use that money to buy more weed dummy.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 24, 2012
I was going to do that…until I realized that there were no drugs, women, or money involved.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 24, 2012
I hope there are no homeless people begging for change in space.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 25, 2012
If you’ve ever written an uppercase ‘L’, you’ve drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 5, 2012
If there was ever a zombie breakout, I hope it would happen in Vegas.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 5, 2012
we can’t ride our bikes because we keep running into bison
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 6, 2012
What {( – A – )} Nice Rack You Have.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 11, 2012
“Your name is misleading, Instagram” -drug addict
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 19, 2012
If I’m a pot head then how do you explain this face of mine?
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 19, 2012
What’s a Utah?
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 19, 2012
I remember when tomorrow happened.
— All Day Class6 (@AllDayClass6) April 20, 2012
