Tatted Up Tuesday: 20 Ink’d Up Hotties

Classy girl in old car with tattoos

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Bar Refaeli

Here’s some great eye candy for you this week coming in the form of a girl who has a man’s favorite name, Bar. Born in Israel as Bar Refaeli back in 1985, this 5’8″ dirty blond began her career at just 8 months old! Taking after her mother who was also a model, Bar really began her career at 15 when she had her disgustingly lame braces removed.

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Marisa Miller body paint for sports illustrated

Marisa Miller

marisa miller topless at the beach

So, as you may know, we love sexy chicks. We REALLY love them, so much that we want to share them with you and that is why we are featuring Marisa Miller this week. You may recognize this fine piece of ass from Victoria Secret ads or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. She could really pass as a Jessica Simpson look alike (back in Jessica’s good days, not now), but even better. Back in 2008, not only did she debut in Maxim Magazine’s “Hot 100” list, but she was number 1! Aside from being super fuckin sexy, she also loves surfing, which really just adds to her sexiness. Apparently she grew up as a tomboy, who somehow got really lucky and turned out to be really hot too. So in the end, she is the complete package; bringing both sexiness and awesomeness to the table.

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The View From The Beach

A collection of beach necessitiesIn addition to the story about a better view, a few nights later we were out on the beach drinking again as usual. We we were hanging out with some redneck southerners and a few hicks from the back hills of West Virgina, when I noticed there was an older woman who had joined our crowd and was talking with some of the 16-17 year old guys. Now, I love me some older women, so naturally I approached the situation with a bottle of optimism. Within seconds of me approaching these guys a few feet away, this older woman comes up to me and starts flirting. About two minutes into this ridiculous conversation, this woman starts talking to me about how pissed she was that she had gotten arrested the other night. That’s when it hit me. This was the same crazy bitch that was just trying to sleep with her kids and speak in mixed tongues of Arabic and gibberish. Then I started looking around, out of the 20 or so people who were out on the beach with us that night, only 5 of us were over the age of 19. This brought to mind the question of what exactly did this woman mean the night before when she said that she was just trying to sleep with her “children”?